Rogercordia's Forum of PWNAGE

I beat roger last week...
Red lycra suit... (i think he was drooling over my ass too)
Blue bike...
Secret weapon REDBULL...

Hello everyone:
My name is IkilledRogerInMyPushBike im also known as the BikerBoy and KingBike, reason being is that im a Pushbike specialist and i can do things with eyes closed. Im a self confessed Pushbike freak and basically i have accomplished many things that other Pushbikes's cant do.

I had two Bikes but recently i sold one of them so that leaves me with one Bike which i have now but i wouldve had two if i havent sold the other one. So in general ill be talking about the Bike that i have now besides the one i had before which i already sold.

This red Bike of mine is seriously quick, i have whooped many high performance street and drag cars, just recently i made rotary driver ashamed of himself, story comming later.

My PushBike is Pedal power, has 2 wheels and is a cyclone dash Model, before the Bike rebuild the specs were as follows >

factory Chain
factory pedals
factory Wheels
factory Seat,
factory Springs
factory Seat cushon
UNIQUE Helmet SETUP that no other Bike has ever done before
t2 redbull cans with straws to my mouth
type 1 Bell

Its done at best 13.733 seconds down the quater mile with no traction in 1st or second gear and this was done at 17 psi only.

No can you just imagine what the Bike would do if it did have traction, basically i was running 215's deflated to 10 psi.

MY NEW SPECS >?

Race ported polished Handle Bars
Forged Je forged Frame
no balance shafts
hd Lights
3 inch mandrel bent COCK
20 psi In my ASS
ZEX WET PUSSY
ETHANOL INJECTION (direct to my veins)
235 race tyres in the front

So you see, its gonna perform so quick, im expecting the Bike to do low 11's with the setup that its right now, its so powerfull that when i boost my Bike, my front end almost lifts from the ground, it just body rolls like you couldnt believe.

cars that i have recently whooped sideways >

Nissan Pulsar ca18turbo
Nissan pulasr sss hatch
Toyota Supra Turbo
Nissan 300zx
Series 6 rx7
Honda NSX
180sx
200sx
silvia
VL turbo
wrx
vx clubsport
vu v8 ute
VR4 powerd cordias
lancer evo lookalike with evo 3 engine
galant vr4
AND BEST OF ALL KINGDICKS CORDIA ( left him for dead at the lights)

This is just to name a few, cos i have lost count, if i raced for slips every time i whooped a high [performance car, i would need a carpark the size of the airport in SOMALIA, now if you ask me , thats aloot of cars, well guess what, my 22 year old Bike can do this.

I get alot of jelous haters of my Bike cos they cant do times like mine did with the basic mods it has, for example i can whoop $40,000 + cars up, i whooped recently a Honda nsx pedaling with my hands, can youse do this.

The toyota supra i raced wasnt that good to keep up with me, i was torque steering all over the place wheelspinning and moving sideways, the supra driver backed of as he saw that I WAS OBVIOUSLY REAL FUKKEN DRUNK and he had no hope of catching up to me, it was a turbo supra wiith the basic hardware.

the Series 6 RX7 was a little to easy for me cos i ha d him by half a Bike lenght all the way , just near a quiet off street area, still at these speeds, he had no chance of even comming close to getting even with me.

I have attended many drag racing meeets, circuit racing, and i have accomplished many winning feits on the road and at the drags, i put lots iof people tio shame, i have many disbelievers and haters, cos its just they are all jelous wiotyh what my Bike can do, a FWD Bike.

Check out the pics i will post up of my PushBike in serious action ALSO visit my website and youtube profile for more action based videos.

Seeing that i cained a series 6, whats next, i need some competition, i need a race that will make me nervous, Just as much as waiting for my boy friend to come and give it to me does

Ive got so many disbelivers about my PushBike, cos they cant hack it that it goes this quick, ive whooped a whole bunch of people and basically thay cant bare listen to my accomplishments, My BoyFriends cock something they couldnt even manage.

BOW DOWN TO ME...
I AM THE NEW KING OF PAWNAGE!!!!!!

ARRRGGGGG ME MATIES

Yeah, when i took the balance shafts out of my mountain bike it really released the power, especially going downhill in 15th gear. Woah!

i'll give you a tip though. don't polish your handle bars, just get them ported, because due to the extreme acceleration you will be experiencing the extra aerodynamics may cause your bike to flip and no amount of nitrous will help you out of this unfortunate situation. But that's why we're all gladiators though isn't it. We're prepared to take risks like this. There's a special bell being made in germany that you should look into. It regualtes bike airflow and is also a dual-stage boost controller which means that you can start on 85psi and when you need to create whoopage *fart* (whoops, sorry 'bout that) you can flick a switch, safely located between spokes, and boost your tyres up to 100psi. You won't know what hit you.
Also brake ducting is a good idea for a mountain bike, but keep the piping short (2 bends max.) or you'll get brake lag, and i don't need to tell you how dangerous that can be!

Herrmmm very interesting point u have there...
But remember Im kingPushbike!!!!
Iknow all there is to know bout Bikes
I even handed out PAWNAGE to roger last week....

HOPE U LEARNT UR LESSON ROGER

KEEP UR EYES ON THE ROAD NOT ON YOUR OPPONENTS ASS!!

sorry i forgot. didn't mean to spoil your party. i guess you won't be interested in the bearing-to-bearing, stage 34 intercooler set-up i've recently engineered on my skateboard. The rear ploy-urethane wheels are down to slicks due to the awesome torque that my right foot creates when hitting the pavement. Did i mention my skater can do low-to-high mid 15's, just like your slug! Once my bilstein racing trucks turn up from mogadishu (developed in japan) and i can afford some forged kickflips, i'll be into the mid-to-low high 13's!

Then roger can suck it, yeah suck it, suck my balls, just suck it, dick, balls, pussy, good-night!

I boy on a skate board could whoop you, so why even bother.

so roger, thats just you admitting that you'd get beaten by a guy on a skateboard then? seeing as this guy on his bike will beat you too.