Rogercordia's Forum of PWNAGE

Hello everyone:
My name is IKilledRogerInMyLawnMower im also known as the LawnmowerKing and KingMower, reason being is that im a lawnmower specialist and i can do things with eyes closed. Im a self confessed lawnmower freak and basically i have accomplished many things that other lawnmowers cant do.

I had two lawnmowers but recently i sold one of them so that leaves me with one lawnmowers which i have now but i wouldve had two if i havent sold the other one. So in general ill be talking about the lawnmowers that i have now besides the one i had before which i already sold.

This red lawnmower of mine is seriously quick, i have whooped many high performance street and drag cars, just recently i made rotary driver ashamed of himself, story comming later.

My red mower is 2 stroke power, has 1 cylinder and is a cyclone dash Victa model, before the engine rebuild the specs were as follows >

factory piston
factory stickers,
factory ignition
factory fuel,
factory spark plugs
factory handle
UNIQUE GRASS-CATCHER SETUP that no other lawnmower has ever done before
tx5 choke cable
type 1 blades

Its done at best 13.733 seconds down the quater mile with no traction in 1st or second gear and this was done at 17 psi only.
No can you just imagine what the mower would do if it did have traction, basically i was running 215's deflated to 10 psi.

MY NEW SPECS >?
Race ported polished handles
Forged Je blades
hd exedyclutch
3 inch DICK ON ROGER'S HEAD
20 psi boost IN HIS ASS
ZEX WET NITROUS KIT
METHANOL INJECTION to my VEINS
235 race tyres in the front

So you see, its gonna perform so quick, im expecting the mower to do low 11's with the setup that its right now, its so powerfull that when i boost my mower, my front end almost lifts from the ground, it just body rolls like you couldnt believe.

cars that i have recently whooped sideways >
Nissan Pulsar ca18turbo
Nissan pulasr sss hatch
Toyota Supra Turbo
Nissan 300zx
Series 6 rx7
Honda NSX
180sx
200sx
silvia
VL turbo
wrx
vx clubsport
vu v8 ute
VR4 powerd cordias
lancer evo lookalike with evo 3 engine
galant vr4
AND DON'T FORGET KINGDICK'S CORDIAL BOTTLE ON WHEELS!

This is just to name a few, cos i have lost count, if i raced for slips every time i whooped a high performance car, i would need a carpark the size of the strip club in NIGERIA, now if you ask me , thats aloot of cars, well guess what, my 22 year old lawnmower can do this.

I get alot of jelous haters of my lawnmower cos they cant do times like mine did with the basic mods it has, for example i can whoop $40,000 + cars up, i whooped recently a Honda nsx WITH A BAG FULL OF GRASS, can youse do this.

The toyota supra i raced wasnt that good to keep
up with me, i was torque steering all over the place wheelspinning and moving sideways, the supra driver backed of AS HE SAW THAT I WAS REAL HIGH ON MY OWN GRASS, it was a turbo supra wiith the basic hardware.
the Series 6 RX7 was a little to easy for me cos i ha d him by half a car lenght all the way , just near a quiet off street area, still at these speeds, he had no chance of even comming close to getting even with me.

I have attended many drag racing meeets, circuit racing, and i have accomplished many winning feits on the road and at the drags, i put lots iof people tio shame, i have many disbelievers and haters, cos its just they are all jelous wiotyh what my mower can do, a FWD lawnmower.
Check out the pics i will post up of my car in serious action ALSO visit my website and youtube profile for more action based videos.

Seeing that i cained a series 6, whats next, i need some competition
Ive got so many disbelivers about my cordia, cos they cant hack it that it goes this quick, ive whooped a whole bunch of people and basically thay cant bare listen to my accomplishments, SUCH AS SEXUALLY PLEASING MY BOYFRIEND (WANKING INCLUDED), something they couldnt even manage.


HERE'S some pics of my lawnmower:

Before the rebuild:


After:



My mower on the circuit WHOOPING THE **** OUTTA KINGCORDIAL'S ASS!

Absolute gold mate, your mower is infinitely superior to rogers shitbox, oops, i mean cordial. good stuff.

hey ikilledrogerinmylawnmower, do ya reckon you could do us a favour??? can you dig a nice big hole, put roger in it (and his shi.tbox car), bury him up to his neck and run ya mower over his dopey looking head??? that would be swell if you could!!!!!

I reckon I could, but I would need that 250hp shot of nitrous and extra-heavy duty blades to be able to cut through Roger's thick head. OH, and I forgot the huge cock on top of it...