Rogercordia's Forum of PWNAGE

My name is ROGERISADUMBCUNT

My daily driver is white Cordia with a Holden 5l (non efi) conversion, everything else is stock, the car runs 12.33@113, i should have a 12 flat by the end of the week.

I have on order, a white W427, however i plan to put that in my living room as a talking piece.

one of my other cars is a White VU SS ute, (still flogs the cordia, honestly, the cordia is a POS, but arnt they all?)
the good thing about the ute, apart from being faster (10.54@142), its great as a tow car when the cordial breaks down

Its not only cos of your answer that im fast, its due to may things. Like ai said befoe, i can do things with my eyes closed, that no one else can do.

Yeah i do, cos i dont like teaching newbies that are full of nuts in there heads. I prefer to interact with people that atleast knows how to change spark plugs.

Can you walk on to the freeway with your eyes closed? I wish you would.

bring your mother to orgasm?
cos i can bring your mother to orgasm with my eyes closed too

switch car off, remove leads, put plug socket onto extension bar, but extension bar onto wrench, put socket onto sparkplug and unscrew.
to replace, reverse process.

Your just another of my nemesis on cp, so who are you, are you someone i know that is just craxyily mad and jelous. I know alot of people fitting in this category.

Or are you a recent sign up, new cordia owner.

CordiaPower? You fukken wish!

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maybe i am
maybe i'm not.
whatcha gunna do little ****?

Roger, you're a ****. Face it.

yes he is.... but he SHOULD have been a dried up cumstain on his mum's sheets. damn your parents roger, why did they not use a rubber?? WHY??????

Just remember to let the engine cool down a bit first, otherwise your hands might end up looking like roger's face.

No, if you put your hands in a bucket full of cum they'd end up looking like Dodger's face.

Cmon fellas, nothing can look as bad as rogers face.