Rogercordia's Forum of PWNAGE

Greetings Mr Rodgercordia the infamous , your bombastic display of sycophancy has reached the higher echeolons of the geriatric fraternity and after much cogitation ,we the society of fast fossils bequeth your indulgence in accepting our offer of pitting our velociped against your world renouned motor car in a race of honour and dareing apon the kings highway of your choosing
yours with respect
Sir hardly abell the 3rd

too many big words in there for ole roger, he wont be able to understand ya!!! i find he responds better when you tell him his car and himself are pieces of shi.t and that even your dead aunt could beat him in a drag race.

Gday there, i appreciate the endorsement of you having the courage to come forward and requesting urges in wanting to have a go at a organised race. In order for this process to commence, i require upmost in deph data of the veichle intened in wanting to go head to head wkith my red monster multipoint cordia.

Greetings again Mr Rodgercordia , my fellow racing club members from the esteemed racing establishment ,to wit , The Muttaburra drag racing assoc.,are pleased to submit for your personal perusal our credentials ,we are a dedicated collective of gentlepersons from the thirving metropolis of muttaburra Qld , I myself am the humble spokesman , Sir Hardly abell,our car owner and driver is the honorable mr I.P. Dayley,who regretably is NON COMPIS MENDIS poor chap , and our club treasurer Miss Ima Hoare,who is always willing to do what ever is need to satisfy our primal needs .
we believe that our motor car will be a worthy challenge to face off with your awsome and powerfull cordia , here are some photographs and specifications



the bottom photograph is of Mr I.P. Dayley in his younger years when he first purchased this very fast and powerfull motor car ,the top photograph is the motor car now just receintly restored .
In previous years past ,this motor car produced an increadable 40 horse power and a stunning 23.74 sec quater mile time , yes I hear you gasp truely frighting figures , but after we have restored this vehicle we are to scared to run it , but I have convinced the owner to try and race it against ,you sir a worthy component if ever there was one , I look forward in reading your reply ,so we can start to make preperations for the race of races
yours with respect
Sir hardly Abell 3rd

Dear Roger,

Why do you need to have specs on the car that is racing you? Surely your car is the fastest red turd on the road, which means you should be out running against EVERY car on the planet so they can bask in the awesomeness that is the red boring turd mobile.

Please roger, stop posting until your car pulls a decent time that is worthy of the red bucket. Anything faster than a 15 second 1/4 mile pass would do.